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a teenage boy in Knoxville, Tennessee
was found by firefighters
naked and burned in his bedroom

the boy was found nude,
with the remains of a cow’s heart
attached to his genitals

Officer Hardaway found pornographic
magazine in the remains of his room,
including the underground mag “Ovid Now”

which described how to make
a sexual toy out of a cow’s heart,
an electrical circuit and some batteries

this boy hooked the heart up
to a household current,
electrocuting himself

before he set his house on fire

The boy’s parents were contacted
while on vacation about the incident
and have remained unavailable for comment

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To check out sources,
this Knoxville Tennessee story
was reported in March
by more than one media outlet...

but a “media outlet” could be a web page,
and we wondered if it was true
because we found this story
also happened in Italy...

a coroner in Italy found what was originally
considered an unidentifiable mass
attached to a naked dead man

they later learned that this man
connected the heart of a cow, with cables,
to a 220 volt outlet.

220 volts? was this man stupid?
or are we for believing it?
so... keep searching for evidence
& be careful around outlets



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