Top ten things men SHOULDN'T say out loud in Victoria's Secret:
#10 Does this come in children's sizes
9 No thanks, just sniffing
8 I'll be in the dressing room going blind
7 Mom will love this
6 Oh the size won't matter... She's inflatable
5 No need to wrap it, I'll eat it here
4 Will you model this for me?
3 The Miracle what??? This is better than world peace
2 45 Sbucks?! You're just going to end up naked anyway!
and #1 Oh, honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that...
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