Congressman Blagojevitch wants to take away a lady's best friend!
He refers to concealable handguns as pocket rockets.
Little does he know, a pocket rocket is actually, well, ahem, ...LPC member Stephanie Sailor explains everything in a recent letter she sent him. Read on!
The gangbangers just fired shots outside my window. I kid you not. I can't sleep. Why else would I be writing you at 2am?
For that reason, I suppose you think I'm writing to encourage you to ban concealable handguns. Ban the guns and that will solve the problem, right?
Wrong. Legal or illegal -- criminals will get guns if they want them. Whether it's a Kel-tec P32, knife, baseball bat, or nothing at all, what a criminal carries in his/her hands is minor. A criminal is a criminal and should be locked up.
How dare you interfere with people's right to protect themselves from thugs, rapists, or even a government gone astray? Besides, the cops can't always be there. Just ask Thelma and Louise. Ban concealable guns and you alienate female voters.
You call it a pocket rocket. Women call it self-defense.
Think you're clever when you throw around the term, pocket rocket? You make a fool of yourself. You are referring to a vibrator and you don't even know it. You are the laughingstock of the public. Don't believe me? Go to:
Come up with some better anti-gun rhetoric. I'd rather not hear you talk about your wife's personal play toy.
By the way, great pictures on the below website. You look uncomfortable, as if for the first time in your life, you were held accountable for doing such a poor job as a Congressman. http://www.lpchicago.org/allaboutthelpc/gay00.htm
It's a crime that you get paid by taxpayer money to violate the U.S. Constitution. My grandfather who fought for our freedoms must be turning in his grave.
Sleep well in your security-alarmed home. I won't.
Goodnight,
Stephanie Sailor
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