Janet Kuypers 
1/22/19
Stories have been told 
that when the Chicago mafia 
would dispose of bodies 
a century ago, they would 
bury them in what is now 
forest preserves in Chicago’s 
south west suburbs. 
A few decades after 
the Chicago mob 
had made its mark, 
scientists developed 
the first self-sustaining 
nuclear reactor at the 
University of Chicago, 
under the west-viewing stands 
of their football stadium. 
Operational for only one year, 
this “Chicago Pile One” 
was disassembled 
and buried at one of 
the forest preserves in 
a south west suburb 
of Chicago. 
I doubt my dad 
was feeling scientific, 
or even thinking about 
his father in-law 
(who did odd jobs for 
the mob back in the day), 
but my dad decided 
to move out of Chicago 
and into a south west 
suburb; he could get 
a ton of land for cheap, 
and his concrete company 
could help him build a 
nice house for the family. 
It was a nice place 
to raise kids, 
but far enough away 
from Chicago 
to still need to use 
50-pound salt blocks 
for well water. 
It was a simpler life 
riding our bikes 
around those nearby 
forest preserves, 
and... I never got 
radiation burns there, 
and I didn’t discover 
any buried bodies. 
So, I don’t know 
if it was the mafia 
or the scientists 
who gentrified 
this area south 
and west of Chicago, 
and I can’t say 
it was my father’s doing, 
but all I know 
is that after he lived 
there for a while, 
his whole town 
became so upscale. 
So this is when 
I moved back 
into Chicago, 
but when I did, 
very straight me 
first moved into 
a very gay 
neighborhood. 
Unlucky for me, 
I couldn’t stay, 
so I moved 
not to where 
my friends lived, but 
very white me 
moved to a 
very Hispanic 
neighborhood, 
just north of where 
gangs would pick 
you out because 
of the color of 
your skin. 
And yeah,  
I lived there for years, 
the rent was cheap, 
I had more space, 
though I got tired 
of people breaking 
into my car, it was 
almost like clockwork. 
Still, I’d walk alone at night, 
I’d watch my surroundings, 
and I always stayed safe. 
I was fine, really, because 
there was no place 
I’d rather be. 
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I’ve been moved away 
from Chicago for years now, 
but recently I went back 
and visited my 
old stomping grounds. 
I was stunned when I saw 
the streets in my old 
neighborhood now lined 
with martini bars, 
kitschy shoppes 
from local artists, 
and vegetarian restaurants. 
And although I 
don’t believe it, 
that’s when I was told 
that I must come 
from a long line 
of gentrifiers. 
Now, by the strict 
definition, that’s 
not true. A gentrifier 
buys old houses 
and renovates them 
so they’re more upscale. 
I don’t do that. 
I just move somewhere 
and change the 
neighborhood instead. 
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